Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...