The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...