If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...