The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...