Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...