Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...