The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...