A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...