Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...