Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold....
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...