Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...