Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!