tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...