There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...