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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...