Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!