Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...