Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...