What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...