Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...