Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...