Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...