The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...