Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...