How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...