I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.