There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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Man and E.T.
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Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Say anything
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Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...