10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...