Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...