The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...