The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...