Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...