Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...