Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...