Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.