Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Stupid Funny Quotes
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Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...