Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...