Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...