Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...