Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...