The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...