Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...