A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...