Newfie goes skydiving
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Mistakes on a resume
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Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...