Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...