Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...