Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...