Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...