The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...