College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...